The evolution of value across civilizations
The original bag chaser who recognized value in rare quartz formations. Specialized in flint futures and obsidian options, Oog's rock collection became the standard of value for early human tribes.
His cave wall charts tracked the first market cycles in history.
The kingdom's most notorious gold chaser who lost three castles pursuing alchemical "gold multipliers" and dragon hoard investments.
His famous last words: "The king's new coinage is just FUD - gold will rebound after this crusade!"
The ultimate bag chaser who missed every financial revolution but kept chasing. From tulips to Beanie Babies to $MBAG, his portfolio is a museum of economic bubbles.
Current status: Maxing out credit cards to buy "this generation's sure thing."
Believes his quantum trading bot will finally crack the market code, despite 47 consecutive blowups. Currently wiring his cerebral cortex directly to the blockchain.
Current project: Training an LLM on 4chan posts to predict the next moonshot.
Witness the convergence of all timeline monetary systems into the ATM. The culmination of economic evolution where primitive value meets digital perfection.
The genesis block contains echoes of stone tablets, gold coins, paper bills, and blockchain hashes - united under one decentralized banner.